Momrlg: let rec length x = match x with h::t -> 1 + length t | [] -> 0;;

kystr999: HA HA SO FUNNY

Momrlg: what??

kystr999: OCAML IS FOR LOSERS

Momrlg: oh yeah what do u liek

kystr999: C++

Momrlg: well u suk

kystr999: UR MOM

[kyster999 has warned Momrlg.]

[Momrlg’s warning level has increased to 15%]

Momrlg: hax!!!!!

kystr999: LOL UR STUPID

Momrlg: fukin noob ill wipe ur hard drive

kystr999: OH YEAH WHATS MY IP

Momrlg: 127.0.0.1 dipshit

kystr999: WTF HOW U KNOW

Momrlg: cuz im 1337 h4×0r bitch

kystr999: U CANT GET ME IF I UNPLUG MY COMP

[kystr999 has left the chat]

Momrlg: lolz hes still online

djorand: so, are you still going to wipe his hard drive?

Momrlg: duh watch this

[Momrlg has left the chat]

katemyhomework: are you thinking what i’m thinking?

djorand: he wiped his own hd? prolly.

katemyhomework: lol. what a loser.

tamzz: hey wanna cyber???

katemyhomework: ...

tamzz: cmon!

katemyhomework: you pervert.

djorand: can i watch?

katemyhomework: i’m a dude, asshole.

djorand: doh.