heh heh, and my mother wonders why I don’t like apples. they’ve got fangs!!
Finally, someone who understands! sobs

Hahahaha!!
Vampire Apple, that’s a great idea.

And I thought Bunicula was an odd idea. Can’t help but picture the fruits and vegetable from The Muppets, which adds an additional level of humor to it all. Good job on having the description just vague enough that the twist isn’t totally expected, but not vague it doesn’t make sense.

LoA