Chubby Cactus (uselessness's monologue challenge)
I think the sun is getting brighter, no, hotter every passing moment.
I’m pretty sure those chubby little cactus out the window are melting.
I’M MELTING !
Damn this ancient tin machine!
Damn my insolence for driving it through the desert. I bet they are waiting for me now, with the picnic ready.
I can see it now, they have sandwiches on cheap machine processed bread, the jelly has solidified and somehow become one with the bread and the peanut butter melts slowly out the sides of the….
OH GOD IT SOUNDS SO GOOOOD !
Now they’re probably taking pictures next to those damned chubby cactus. They’ll show them to me sometime, and they will remind me of my entrapment out here…alone…so…
HUNGRY !
Oh, a car! I’m saved!
Wait, they’re rolling down the window…Japanese tourists…hope they speak English…
They’re taking a picture of me.
No, come back!
COME BAAAAACK !
Geez, they didn’t even give me any time to pose!