I like it, but you should’ve pushed even a little further out there. Not nearly unbelievable enough to be believable, if you know what I mean.

I should have totally gone for “The war of the sexes takes a new twist in the popular reality TV show ‘De-sex my De-Facto’, in which quarelling couples are armed with garden shears and left to compete in a Gladiators-syle obstacle course.”

Hell – I think that’s better.