I offered a nervous laugh to that, and dragged Shade back to our room. I looked at him nervously and shook my head.

“We can’t tell her. She’s got enough to deal with already. The last thing she needs is the knowledge that her ex boyfriend is a hedgehog anthro and her best friend is a Time Lord!”

“Well, actually…” he began.

“If you wanna get technical, fine. Time Lady! But we still can’t tell her. Not for a while. Kay?”

“Kay.”