Not all vampires were sexual deviants? (Okay, that last one was mildly disappointing, somehow)
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That line amuses me immensely. Please keep going!

I sooo like how this has branched off from the original Guide. It kind of makes the whole overall storyline kind of like Hitchhiker’s Guide. Plus, now that the book’s been stolen, it gives me a chance to stall on the next section of the guide! ;-)

P.S.: I do have a thought on the whole “bat” thing. It’s maybe two sequels away…

Hopefully we don’t have a three-way Mexican standoff, since I’d love to see * THX 0477 * come back with the kids’ story and BARomero to give us more sections of the APGV , which I’ve been loving.
I did like the idea of the parallel stories: the HG analogy is a good one.

bahahaha. :]
i love this.

I do kinda want to start reading a bit more on this line…

Oops, did I miss a sequel opportunity? Boy, am I a dork or what? Give me some time guys, and I’ll get around to this. But be forewarned (really, ask Nouvelle Bardot), I’m horrible to do a series with.

Sequel done, silly as it is.

I’m with Fyora. The sexual deviant line cracked me up!

I agree with Fyora. That one line just made me laugh out loud! Great job on this.
LoA

Loved it, a very entertaining story.

Once I got WWDD , I had to laugh out loud. Brilliant addition.