Justin answered his door, to reveal his ex-girlfriend standing in front of him, looking very un-amused. “Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”

“I think you can probably guess.” Barb clenched her teeth at his mock-amusement.

“No time for the old in-out, love, I’ve got to study for my Finals.” He smiled, he knew this was irritating.

A strong, broad-shouldered man muscled past Barbara, obviously this was her new boyfriend. His monstrous form towered over Justin, who quivered a bit, but tried to hide it behind a smile. He looked at Barb, who was much less intimidating, “Do you want to come and play with me again?”

The boyfriend threw one punch right into Justin’s gut, knocking him to the ground, back a few feet. “What did you do that for!?”

“For being a bastard with no manners, you haven’t a dook of an idea how to act in front of a lady, apparently.” replied Barb’s boyfriend, who promptly turned around and left with her.