“Hey Fred, would you look at this one? Some guy wants to sue his toaster for arson! And he expects the insurance company to cover the legal fees.” He leaned back in his chair and looked into the cubicle next to his.

“Ha, that’s nothing compared to this one. This lady said that her cat turned the faucet on and left it running while she was away, causing substantial flooding. I mean come on, who’s gonna believe that?” He placed the letter back on top of the overflowing Inbox pile and folded is hands behind his head.

“Well, I don’t know Jeff, I’ve always thought that cats were a lot smarter than we assume.”

“Oh come off it, you just think the lady who sent in the claim is hot. You hate cats.”

“Because they flood homes! They’re evil I tell you, pure evil!”

“Whatever, just print out a rejection letter, the company isn’t going to cover that.”

“You just wait…one of these days you’re going to have a cat related incident, and then you’ll be sorry. You know, what goes around comes around.”