“William, William! Awake and observe this fantastical phenomenon!”

“What is it, Harold?” inquired William as he cleared his eyes from sleep in order to view that which his friend was speaking of.

“It is a most wondrous thing, William! The developers of this divine diversion have seen fit to include a certain algorithm which…”

Harold moved his digits a bit upon his signaling device.

”...produces the simulation of the quivering of this woman’s mammary glands!”

Harold and William both focused on the phenomenon in silence before falling into fits of asphyxiating laughter.