Hilarious! I loved the linen about a lot being on his mind, mostly other peanuts. Odd, odd, and fun.
LoA

Isn’t there a They Might Be Giants song with a similar premise? Something about a bag of groceries?

This was completely not what I expected when I saw the title. And then I read that first sentence and went, ”…what…?” for a few seconds. But in a delighted way.

Re: White Hat – I wouldn’t know. My exposure to They Might Be Giants is limited to “Birdhouse in your Soul” and “Experimental Film” (specifically the rather excellent covers by the chap from Songs To Wear Pants To).

Oh my! Totally not what I was expecting, but hilariously funny! I’d pick a favorite line, but there’s too many. Really great!

Yep, I know that They Might Be Giants song, not one of their upbeat, funny ones. And I think most of the lyrics were just odd and vague, not really exploring the idea.