Old school is cool, yo! Freshen the procession cuz class is in session…. Nice work – this is awesome – “Coke Bottle Glasses!!” Ha! You should through the “Spaz” and a “Meatballs” quote in there somewhere like “Fast as Rudy da Rabbit”.
You know what these remind me of? Once, in high school, I had to write a boast based off of ones in old literature, like Beowulf. These are like modernized versions of those. That makes them slightly more interesting, even if that’s not the intention at all.
uselessness
One Time, One Chance
YodaOnCrack
The Lady
The Lady