Great job on the challenge. So many stories around about bad relationships. I suppose they make for more drama and conflict. At first I felt for the guy, then I didn’t, and then I kind of did again.
LoA

Omgoodness I cracked up so hard about the Vince Lombardi reference, and “dark as dishwater” was my favorite alliterated metaphor. Thank you for this story, very fun to read.

Is it just me or did you edit and tighten this up? It reads much better somehow—I hope I’m not losing it, no sleep will do that to the mind.

this could quite possibly be the funniest breakup story i’ve ever read.. litterally.. How can you make a break up funny? This is how!