Lippal area… not every story makes me laugh out loud, and this one did. Nicely written, it has a good feel to it.

Hilarious take on robot ‘love’, though it sure seemed like more of a malfunction than anything. I couldn’t help but picture Elaine’s boss from Seinfeld as the Captain. The ‘My Sharona’ reference was priceless as well. I think you’re well in the lead for most humorous entry.
LoA
(And really, 0477? No other numbers came to mind, did they?)

Hilarious is right! It does seem almost Sitcom-ish; the silly spin, fall, and resuscitation into a kiss, the way she startles him and gets right to the point “I have come to find favor with you”. Nice job.