1. I would rather spend my life at camp and never come home

2. I once liked my best guy friend

3. I would consider my life a disapointment if I don’t ever publish a book

4. If you ever trusted me with a secret you should consider yourself:
a. on drugs
b. drunk beyond belief
c. mentally messed up

5. After I saw the movie ET for the first time I couldn’t look on the other side of my bed for five years