Apparently I really don’t know the meaning of fricative, it’s just a fun word to say.
Does it matter that I don’t even know a way to find the definition of fricative? Not for this ficlet!
All you need to do is FEEL what fricative is supposed to mean.
Anyway, this is an example, I’d rather it be prequeled if you feel like messing with it, but neither it nor its affiliated attachments will likely be part of the official contest.

Of course, I have left myself a loophole in case someone decides to make a great ficlet for this and it comes out beautifully, in which case I will at least mention that fact at some point.

Wow, when you decided to make the worst ficlet ever, you didn’t mess around. Amazingly bad. I’m really tempted to try and write something somewhat related for the sake of the challenge, but boy, this will take some time.
LoA