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PANCAKES(very specific challenge...)

THE HORRIBLE PANCAKES
-this is stupid I just wanted 2 try the challenge(everything in CAPS is from the challenge lol) :]

MR.T yelled at us. “I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THAT !” He was talking about these baked PANCAKES made by DOLLY PARTON . “The pancakes were great though.” someone protested. Someone else spoke up, “Yeah, SHE HAD FIVE .” The little blonde boy pointed a plump finger at a PURPLE faced girl. She could burst from all the pancakes anytime soon. Mr.T continued, “THAT’S HOW I BROKE THE TABLE . That darn Dolly stuffed me up with those darn pancakes.” The blond boy cried, “Darn is a bad word…and and she threw up on my foot!” Mr.T sighed, “I told her earlier to do that in the FOREST .” Green and lust covered would be the perfect spot, with all those ANIMALS wonderful. Suddenly, ROD STEWART came out of nowhere. He gasped, “ATTACK! The animals are attacking!” Mr.T asked alarmed, “Well why?” The blonde boy glared up from his throw-up covered left foot and hissed, “It’s because they want those darn pancakes.”

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