Almost as soon as Suelyne mentally murmured the name of her cousin Brenda, the telephone rang shocking Suelyne out of her reverie. Even more shocking was that on the other end of the line her cousin Brenda was yelling about a brick being thrown through her window. “BRENDA!” shrieked Suelyne. “The most unusual thing just happened to me!” “Cram it Suelyne,” Brenda crabbily retorted, “Ive got bigger problems, I have an interview today and I have gotten too fat for my interview dress.” Suelyne bit her tongue to keep from saying that if Brenda whose love for taco salads was legendary laid off those same taco salads for a few weeks she might resume her somewhat less rotund figure. Instead Suelyne cooed lovingly “Oh doll, dont worry, I have a few maternity items you might can make do with. But why dont you just go out and buy yourself something new and nice?” “NEW?!” screeched Brenda very gratingly “Some of us did NOT marry a wealthy optometrist and have to work for a living”