“So, if Zapp Brannigan promoted Kif to Captain at the end of ‘A Flight to Remember,’ why is he still Zapp’s PA in subsequent episodes?”

Jason’d had enough of this. They were less than two hours into their eight-hour drive and already he’d heard Leigh ask seventeen of the most inane of questions he’d ever heard in his entire life, most of which concerned his favorite TV shows and movies. Being blunt, he was fed up of it.

“Does it matter?” he asked his friend. “Why are you asking me these things? Does it even look like I care?”

“I thought…”

“No, you didn’t think at all. You’re just being… picky. Picky about the most trivial shit ever. Stop it.”

The car was silent, save for the sound of the engine and the freeway. Jason relaxed in his seat, pleased that he finally had the peace and qui—

“Do you think that the Star Wars Jedi Academy at Disneyland is canon? Because Darth Maul died at the end of ‘The Phantom Menace’. How would you reconcile that?”

It was going to be a very, very long drive indeed.