Shhhh, yeah you, c’m ‘ere. SHH !!! Nobody can know..

* yells * THAT I ’VE REACHED MY 200TH FICLET !

So! In honor of my 200 ficlet-tility, I shall grant you all with a challenge. The easiest challenge in the world? Maybe. But it’s mine, and I want to do it.

And how cool is that, your 200th ficlet on your birthday?!

So! I’m going to give you the background, I won’t drag it out I promise.

My friends say that I look like I’ve been depressed lately in school. Do I seem depressed? NO! I’m not! But they say I look like it.
C’mon ppl, it’s school. Should I be happy about it?

So! Your challenge is, alas, to make a funny ficlet.

No requirements, no rules [yes, I realize rules and requirements are like the same things, but whatever] just make it funny!

Why?

It’ll cheer my nondepressive self up! That’s why!