Mmmm, try a glass of this great Welch’s grape juice, you won’t be sorry
Taylor Hicks said through the T.V.

“Oh, turn that thing off, they don’t put me on there anyways. All they do now is show those forest animals that aren’t even real,” Dolly said.

“Hey, don’t be hatin’ on Happy Tree Friends,” 50 Cent said.

“All it is is animals dying,” she snapped. “The last one ended with…’and then, little Franklin died’, how nice is that?”

“First off, the name isn’t Franklin, and second, she had five! Five times to get that trunk off her, and she couldn’t.”

“I still don’t think those purple animals make a very good kids show.”

“Now it’s personal. Those tree friends are my homies.”

throws orange juice on Dolly

“Oops,I’m sorry about the sweater,” He said mockingly.

“Why, out of all people, did I get stuck with you tree buddy rapper for this new show, Stars Dancing With Stars?”

“Oh, I thought we were on Oprah.”