Whoa. That’s really cool.

The beer goggles fix was funny, though it may promote alcoholism in the updated universe. The intelligence emulation would stop some annoyances. I was wondering what the “white light” was replaced with???

Although I like your title, “read me” as if it were a file on a computer, ha ha, I find I don’t often read those after installing new software…. maybe it’s just me. I wonder if the users of the universe program would read it?
Interesting idea, so many possibilities for more updates…

Bwahahaha!

I, of course, happen to have a copy of the source code. It’s written in LISP . To prove it, here’s the last few lines:

“))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))”

Amazing, right? ~_^

ahaha. superb.

Wow.
I admit it took me a bit to grasp the concept of this, but now that I’ve got it, it blows my mind.
I’m not sure that makes sense, but it’s a good thing nonetheless.