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The Hills Not(Mock Pop Culture Challenge)

The Hills Re-mix!(Sorry if you like the hills)

Audrina: Omg, didn’t you love that hot guy at the bar last night?

Lauren:Drina, we’re supposed to be focusing on other people’s drama, remember?

Drina: Oh yeah. But do we have to talk about Heidi again?

Lauren: You know I get de stressed trash talking about my ex-bff behind her back.

Drina: Fine, but after that, we’ll get back to hot guys.

Lauren: Ok, anyways, I can’t believe what a jerk she’s been, I mean-

Drina: Don’t you think we should get drunk before we talk about this? Maybe we could go back to that cute guy bar.

Lauren: Fine, whatever, don’t listen to me talking about other people…

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