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5 Things That Have Happened To Me

1. I’ve been told not to get depressed by my self-injurious suicidal friend

2. I’ve been told not to drink by my alcoholic mother

3. I’ve been told not to have sex by people with kids

4. I’ve been told to stop taking ibuprofen by a pothead

5. I’ve listened to people with good advice

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