Things
1. People who call soccer/futbol a girl sport are total retards.

2. VH1 is better than MTV by far

3. If you haven’t ever seen a Will Ferrell/Jim Carey/etc. movie you’re missing an essential part of life.

4.(No offense) Christmas is way better than the other holidays…especially scientologymas..Presents every night for a week (Hanukkah) would be nice

5. 5 Is the best number, beacause it is easy to multiply/divide with, it is annoying that it is odd