That baby. It just annoyed Sam. Ever since it was born he had gotten no attention. He liked being an only child. Then the damn baby came and it ruined everything. After a year of no attention Sam snapped. The baby was taking a bath.

“Sam, sweety, can you please watch the baby?” his mom asked.

“Okay” Sam replied staring at IT. He walked over to it and stared. It giggled and splashed him. He grabbed it’s head with his small 5-year-old hands. After a few moments underwater, it was dead. Too bad, thought Sam as he waddled out of the room.