So evidently flipping the switch was not among my better list of ideas. Strange, and disobeying the traffic signs had always led me in the right direction. Aside from that one ‘Right Turn Only’ sign. That did not end as well as all the other incidents.

Perhaps the best way to end this whole apparent impending doom would be to remove the switch itself. Time to take out the trusty multitool screwdriver!

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Okay, now the sign reads “Now you’ve made me angry”. This… is not good. Most disconcerting of all is that the switch was empty. It was not, in fact, hooked up to anything else. Talk about unfulfilling.

It probably doesn’t help that the sign is growing bigger now. And- that text wasn’t red before…