What if fruit could talk to you? Do you think it would be offended that you’ve eaten other fruit? Lemons would probably be the worst. They’re such sourpusses.

And think if only our mirrors could tell us what they thought of our ensembles! I would be insulted daily.

And if the faeries came out of the clouds to sing Happy Birthhday every Christmas with their halos glittering and their fangs oozing a sort of poison that was never seen in the land of Faierai…!

I have got to lay off the sugar on my strawberries. They’ve been conspiring with the lemons!