Hilarious! I am sure he also hated a ringing phone.

Ha Ha! Yeah, and he had super strong locks on his windows and doors so he could sleep at night. And Guards. Guard dogs. Guard Spiders and Snakes.

Spiders and snakes are more reliable than dogs. It’s harder for women to charm them.

Anyway, nothing would help. If a woman wants to get a message across, she can always Morse code the text with precise timing of grenades and mortar shells (for the dashes).