QE the 1st—funny reference.
I’d like to see where this is going, but alone it is a good character sketch.

Omg! Queen Elizabeth!!!!!

Nearly choked on my gummi bears at that last line. You rock! Awesome!
LoA

Hah! I would love to invent a way to have male impregnation! that would be so funny. Then theyed have to change the teen pregnancy ads.
Hm..there’s a thought.

That totally rocked! I’d award you some kind of prize if it were in my power. :)