Whoa, what’s that music? It almost sounds like…carnival music. But it’s dark. I should be in my bed. Is that clown? Ohmigosh, it is! Is it…coming over here? Omg, I think it has fangs! Yes, it does! Ok, a demon clown is coming after me. That’s not wierd. Well, there has to be an exit somewhere.

I frantically look around, trying to find a gate or a door or something. Just as the giant clown draws near me, I see something. Over there..yes, is that a door? It is!

I make my way to the door to a tent, almost stopped by a woman with a mustache and a man with a tail. Frightened, I run into the tent. I then hear the ringmaster’s voice belting through the crowd. Oh no, don’t tell me…the door slams shut. How long is this show?

I look at the poster on the side of the tent. Circus hours: now through * gasp * ...eternity!