“A little mouse told me that I’d find you here.”
“A what?”
“An anonymous mouse.”
”...”
“Well it just imposed itself as a mouse, leaving the actual reality of it’s state unknown. A way of saying the mouse is a mouse is a true lie, unless you have met the mouse in it’s state as a mouse. No, a mouse is a mouse is not a mouse. Truely, it is also known as an anonymous mouse.” “Are you crazy?!?”
“No. My reality is just different then yours. Keep chortling. I dare you. Just keep in mind that my running circles around your intellect is perfect humiliation that only a select few, excluding you, can enjoy.”

Moral: You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you because your not different.