Frosty T. Snowman, an angel, Mickey Mouse and Piglet walk into a bar.

The snowman sits at the nearest stool to the door so he doesn’t melt whilst drinking his cold strawberry wine, “brrr, Happy Birthday to me.’

Mickey Mouse decides to have a slice of cheese and some Tennessee whiskey, “That really hit the spot.”

Piglets orders a glass of brandy. “Th.. th.. this is real.. real really good.”

The angel looks upon her traveling companions and sighs audibly. How did I get the job of to keeping this trio from getting into trouble, she thought.