While Fozzie gets his gun, Miss Piggy calls an old friend…

Hysterically funny a riot a tour de farce!! a drunken has been MissPiggy ….the meep sound.. classic..

According to Stephen King, hog heaven is laying in a bath tub, reading a good book, and ashing a cigarette into the toiolet bowl. lol. I like all of the sayings crammed into this ficlet—especially hog heaven.

I had no clue what I was getting myself into when I started reading this series. Then I was reading so deeply I didn’t even stop to comment until I ran out of material. Excellent!! Now I must go back and comment, while wiping tears of laughter from my cheeks! ;)

Ack! Who is it?!

Practically on the floor at the ‘Meep?’ Twisted, twisted, twisted. It’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?
LoA

Meep! Meep?! haha! never saw that coming!

I love that you brought up Dionysus as a reference in there. Highly uncommon, I liked that little bit.

Hahaha! I adore it. Muppets gone wild-Beeker is a sex god and Miss Piggy is cheating on Kermit…
What next? :)
-Mrs. D.

I’d have never guessed Beaker was such a stud, good job, looking forward to reading the rest of this crazy series.