“This just in, there is now another massive recall on pasta.” The news announcer said.

“Well I’ll be, what’s gonna be contaminated next?” said Aunt Sally.

“For those of you who think it’s about health, you are gravely mistaken.”

“Oh, sure, well then what is it, pasta is taking over the town?”

“Pasta has now…taken over. It’s plauging cities everywhere with it’s noodly evilness. It’s either recall, or die.”

“Well, that’s a little dramatic. How can you die from a piece of- OMG , my refridgerator’s shaking! my leftover capellini is coming this way!”

“Take care, and remember, eat your greens, not your grains. Good night everyone.”