Ah! Haha!
I so wasn’t expecting that ending!
Absolutely brilliant, my dear
=] !

P.S. What is it about ex-boyfriends!? Ugh

I was guessing house fire, or just plain worn out, so I was shocked to read the last sentence! Nice twist!

Nicely written, though at first I kept asking, “Why do I care about her shoe shopping? I mean really, I know women like shoe shopping, but a whole story?” Then BAM ! You got me with that twist.
LoA