A publisher announced that the world’s emails had come of age and the very best emais were going to be accepted as submissions for a new compilation.
Poeple all over the world began to scramble and root around to find their best emails to submit.
Then they read the submission guidelines.
Only snail mail was going to be accepted.
So all the printers all over the world began to hum and every email ever birthed electronically, now began to have a paper twin.
Soon trees began to diappear at an alarming rate.