I laugh when I think back to when my friends and I decided to “Crank Dat”. It was almost as horrible as the school’s rotten broccoli. Anyways, you wanna know something that I think about even more often than Crank Dat? When I was playing on the park down by my lake, not a care in the world.

That was when I was obsessed with Snow White. Now, of course, I am obsessed with Captain Jack Sparrow. I think he (Johnny Depp) would look good on that berries and cream commercial. That one is really funny. If he went on it, I think his name would have been James.

Or maybe I’m just saying that cuz I like that name. Almost as much as I like the name Elizabella. That name was thought of right when the rules for our country was established.

Speaking of rules, the stupidest rule ever: some neighborhoods don’t allow homeowners to have trucks. Isn’t that stupid? Almost as stupid as how I know I will never find the perfect guy. I mean, I know I will find him someday, but not now: not at thirteen.