That which is intended is not often completed, at least by me. This is intended for inquiring minds.

I’ve attempted this before, but it never works. I’m so used to lying, it’s difficult to be honest.

I’m an ex-amateur-smut-writer, I say ex because I currently have an aversion to writing anything on paper other than cryptic clues to myself. This is due to personal trauma, if you’d like to be able to make your kids or yourself sick at the thought of sex, I’ll tell you how it was done.

I have a horrible memory and recall very little of my own life unless I’m reminded of it. However, I can recall something about nearly every subject, and recall in detail anything I have ever seen on TV or on the internet about it. And occasionally I can recall what I’ve read about it, or at least what the page looked like. But it works best when I can link it to something sexual, but nobody needs to know that.