If there is anything I can compare my life to, it’s a graphic novel. I always imagine life with speech bubbles with an entertaining sountrack of early nineties indie rock, and the frequent and ever so necessary trip to the local diner for a steaming plate of cheesy fries.

And what better way to spend your day than wearing a cat woman mask from the local adult shop while taking a trip in your newly purchased hearse?

And not only a trip to nowhere, but a trip down the interstate to the run down dinosaur amusement park your parents took you to when you were five for a bit of sentiment. And dont forget the detour on the way home to the local convienient store for a little bit of harmless stalking while scanning the personal ads.

You have to admit, the ads are funny. What’s even more funny is actually calling those losers who place the ads pretending to be someone interested.

What’s even better than that? Watching them wait for the date that isnt coming while you giggle over a plate of cheesy fries.