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“Crank Dat?” I thought to myself, “What could that possibly mean?” I circled “No” and continued to the next question.

To this question I answered “Ants on a Log.” I suppose it was too ambiguous. It implied that I disliked celery and peanut butter and topped with raisins but I quite enjoy that snacktime favorite. Next question.

“Ah… It was the summer of 1937, I believe. We were holding hands on the pier in our bunny PJs, eating ants on a log…” As I jotted that down, I thought, “I do love that memory! Who cares if it’s not mine!”

“Corniest pick-up line? But so many have been used on me…” I thought as I read the 4th question. “I’ll skip it!”

“Two?” I thought, “Why just meet two when you can go to Disney World and meet ALL of them? I’ll skip this one, too”

“One that I get to sing about balogna in!” It was always my wish, even though I chickened out the 1st time!

“Deoxyribose, Nutmeg, and Pamela!” I answered, becoming increasingly frustrated, “What kind of math test is this anyway?”