entriguing,love the literary refrences,very high brow,good humor.

Hahaha!! This was terrific! I laughed out loud at the part about Mark Twain’s hat. And the end was so cheesy, it’s perfect!
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LOL ! This is just perfect. Getting a hat just so he could not wear it. That is such a Twain thing to do. But the ‘He died doing what he loved’ line has got to be the most hilarious. I’m sure that was what he always wanted, after all, he was a rather morbid fellow.

Poe rises! Poe rises! why am I not surprised? XD Loved this!