Zac Efron, putting on way too much makeup, answered his phone, it was Steven Spielberg.

“Mr. Efron, Steven here, I’d like you to be in my new Disney Musical, ‘College Musical’, I know your schedule is busy, but I’d consider it an honor to have an actor with your caliber of acting come aboard.”

“I.. I’d be honored Mr. Spielberg, Who.. who would be my costars?”

“Well, we’re in talks with Rosie O’Donnell, Queen Latifah, Camryn Manheim, Nicki Blontsky and Rossanne.”

Click.

“Hello, Zac, are you there, Zac??”