Love the ending. and the Torjan horse refrence

The Trojans didn’t build the horse, they were tricked by it.

Learn your classics man!

It’s a good job I never make mistakes in my ficlets ;-)

Seriously? Whoops. How embarrassing. :-P But I’m keeping it, because, as it turns out, the Trojans were hatching a similar scheme against the Greeks, but apparently the Greeks beat them to the punch.
LoA

Wow, how many time travel references can you stuff into this series? Deliciously cheesy.

Wu-oh. “Great scott!” I have to use that expression more often…