A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why Does His Shirt Keep Coming Off? Part Eleven
“Oh, swell!” snapped Girl. “Stop with the shoes, Guy.” Guy snorted and resumed trying to wrestle his shirt back on.
“Hannah…where’s your mansion?”
Hannah waved vaugly around; “Somewhere over there or something.”
“Great.” said Guy, looking around. “I see nothing, Hannah.”
Hannah groaned.
“Hannah? Oh my god!”
the rest of this ficlet is censored due to the fact that Hannah has a baby during it and that is just GROSS , man.