She was fresh out of middle school. She had a perky ass. The kind of ass that juts out and lets you know exactly what kind of panties are wrapped around it. They were granny panties. I didn’t care.

Why the fuck did she have to date my best friend before i could meet her?

“I’m going to be a gentleman,” he said.

“Don’t do it”, I said.

The next week she gave some freshman a handjob.