there once was a class of very strange 13 yr olds nd they were going 2 yosemite. nd they were on a nite hike but little did matilla pamela lillian mykoalasman nd mickey kno is that there was a slaughter house w/ a crazy man who takes young hikers nd eats them. they were hiking along wen they all heard a rustling nd then the crazy hiker eating slaughter man jumped out nd ate mickey. every1 cheered cuz he’s a jerk then mykoalasman murdered lillian by pushing her in2 the river nd then pamela got so mad at mykaolasman that she pushed him off of the moutain nd fell along w/ him unitentionaly. the crazy man was done eating mickey nd tried 2 eat matilla but then jo jonas jumped out nd saved her by throwing kevin jonas at the crazy man nd matilla nd jo jonas got married but she still misses pamela nd lillian nd mykoalasman, but w/e she’s married 2 jo jonas!
btw sum of this is tru ,mykoalasman did murder lillian in the river nd mickey is a jerk nd there was a slaughter house in yosemite nd these ppl did go 2 yosemite