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Miss Bardot's Answers to the Incrediblly Long and Attractively Nutty Quiz by Insert Pen Name Here

1. I’m really not quite sure if I see any tissue boxes, but my best guess is that its a mauve sort of paisley, you know, those standard bulk kind you get from an office supply store. But I could be wrong.

2. I’m typing this from the library at the Univerisity of Montana.

3. I’m the majority sort of brown. Although everyone thinks I’m a blonde because of my myspace picture which was clearly taken during a brief moment in my Deborah Harrie obsession.

4. I found this place late one night while drinking mass amounts of coffee and having an in depth conversation about sandwiches with a guy that looked a lot like Joe Strummer.

5. I honestly can’t say that I really have. The value was all in my head.

6. I’ve never personally had one, so I guess I missed out on all the joys they entail.

7. Kitsch.

8. Exodous Damage by the John Vanderslice (Love.)

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