“Would you rather kiss Betty White or Bea Arthur?,” Sam asked.
“That one’s easy, Betty White”, I answered.
“Ok, number 2, would you rather eat a roach or a caterpillar?”

“Hmm, can I close my eyes?”, I asked.
Sam nodded.
“Roach, a caterpillar might get stuck in my throat, “I said.

“Number 3, rich or famous?”
“Rich.”

“4, marry a rich man or a poor woman”.

“Come back to that one”, I said giving that one some thought.
“5, would you rather die by drowning or fire?”, Sam said, clearly enjoying making up these bizarre questions.

“Drowning, prolly less painful,” I said.

“6, would you rather lose a toe or a finger?”

“Toe, no one sees my feet except at the beach,” I replied.

“7, go blind or deaf?”

“Deaf, so I wouldnt have to hear numbers eight through ten,” I laughed.

“8, Lose your Mom or your dad?”

“Next question”, I said not wanting to answer that.

“9, spend a night in jail or graveyard,” Sam said.

“Graveyard.”

“10 eaten by a shark or a lion?”

“Which ever’s over quicker,” I responded.