Except for number 1, I agree with your dislike of these things.

i agree with elsha
totally
btw
i wrote that last thing to bother u
sorry cudnt resist!

That was sooooooo good! btw, go Red Sox. lol, just messin.

I think I am the world’s worst to start off a sentence with “btw”, which is really funny when I think of it from your perspective. So of course, everytime I type, btw from now on, I will think, ” between ” . So, btw (now and then), ;) really good list. :D

Everything else I agree are truly annoying. Hate,weelll, dunno. More of a really really huge dislike. Major pet peeves. Might make for a good string of sequels of peevish things. ;)