Needless to say, by the end of the hour my finger is back to normal. I still can’t figure it out how blueberry muffins could cure my loss of circulation…but whatever.

Mrs. Megroot ends the hour with an “exciting” announcement. “You guys have been doing such a GREAT job with finger knitting that I’ve decided to give one of you the chance to go with me next weekend to the the New York Finger Knitting Conference!!!” She holds out two train tickets and smiles at me.

Uh oh…